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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

I'm gonna go buy a copy of Linux

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I, too, shoplift my install USB’s. /s

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Raw dog PXE boot over the fucking internet

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Memorize the kernel, stick your dick in the PCIe slot, I N S T A L L

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

(hard)drive it like you stole it

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