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Micro$oft when I try to enjoy my local drive in peaC:\ (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] double_quack@lemm.ee 37 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Linux, people... Linux!

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Eventually, they're gonna make changing the OS illegal and burn in windows into the hardware. Welcome to the world of tomorrow! 🙃

[–] guynamedzero@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And that’s the point where I’ll go off the grid

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Buy a ThinkPad, download Wikipedia, print as many books as you can, spend 6 months binding those books, die from dysentery or almost starve to death in winter.

This is also my retirement plan.

[–] TheTurner@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Sorry for your loss.

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