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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 28 points 8 hours ago (9 children)

Stage 1 is a small tumor that hasn't spread, where Stage 4 has spread to the blood and is basically everywhere. Stage 9 would be crazy. It would not only be spreading to other people (guessing that would be stage 6 or 7), but it would spread to inanimate objects. Poor fuckers would be giving their Honda Civic cancer there towards the end.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.

Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol' Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

When does it become interplanetary?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Pretty sure stage 9 is when the cancer gets cancer.

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