And just think - a large percentage of Americans think he's a genius.
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honestly, he might even be smarter than a large percentage of Americans. Things are really fucked over here.
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Apparently 1 in 10 Americans think the Earth is flat.
And I wish every single one of them would go find the edge and jump the fuck off.
I remember in the late 90's early 00's when this was a satire site that started the trend.
Fucking idiots found it, didn't get the satire, and ran with it to become what it is today.
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I wish I could say that this shocks me.
Wealth worship is a hell of a drug.
Jenius.
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man. woman. camera. hamberder.
Inb4 trump gets stage 12 prostate cancer. He has the biggest and greatest cancer of all time.
I will bet good money that if Biden started getting massive sympathy, Trump is going to say that he has stage 47 cancer in his ear due to being almost assassinated.
Stage 47 cancer, which some people say is the best cancer. My uncle had stage 47 cancer, so I knows alot about stage 47 cancer! It almost got my uncle assasinated too! So he started developing anti assasination batteries. I have made better batteries though. Batteries so great that if i had one in my boat, and it was sinking, id jump and get eaten by a shark, because the battery would kill me worse than a shark. So i also think Ohio loves me most.
That poor cancer. I feel sorry for it
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Like AI, it's not just that he's dumb, he's confidently dumb.
This historic period is completely embarrassing .... and I'm up in Canada!
When we read about historic politicians and the things they said 100 years ago, the US had Woodrow Wilson, Warren Harding, Calvin Coolidge and Herbert Hoover. There are political debates about the good and bad things they did but all of them had sensible and meaningful quotes about society, philosophy and government .... they were educated in rhetoric and everything they said and wrote came from a base of a lot of education and understanding.
The US in the 2020s has an 80 year old man who could barely manage the country and a clown that never makes any sense.
They will laugh at all of us in a hundred years for the stupidity we all put up with in our world leadership.
Depending on how this all ends, there will be less laughter and more tragic reminders about how fascism came back a second time, with a vengeance.
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Perfect time for this sub
Stage 1 is a small tumor that hasn't spread, where Stage 4 has spread to the blood and is basically everywhere. Stage 9 would be crazy. It would not only be spreading to other people (guessing that would be stage 6 or 7), but it would spread to inanimate objects. Poor fuckers would be giving their Honda Civic cancer there towards the end.
Stage 9: the cancer has become sentient.
Stage 9: The cancer takes your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Also wields a sawed-off that fires more cancer.
Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.
Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol' Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.
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"dumbest white man to ever live" is not the one in the white house, its probably some magat voter in florda or alabama
dumbest white man to ever live in the white house? yea that's probably right.
Idk Reagan was pretty fucking stupid too
Regan didn't mention about nuking hurricanes, did he?
He was demented from the get go.
Had a friend the other day get diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. I laughed and said let me know when it’s stage 9.
Every accusation is a confession.
The ninth circle of Hell, in Dante's Inferno, is dedicated to treachery and betrayal. Specifically, it's where those who betrayed their kin, country, friends, guests, or lords are punished. It's the deepest and coldest circle, with Satan himself residing at the center.
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Bidens just gonna claim chapter 11 cancer and get better guys it’s okay he can still win in 2028!
I'm just reminded of that vinny skit where Mario tells Luigi "You have stage 9 cancer Luigi, I don't even know what that means"
The cognition tests given were just to put shapes in their matching hole, but he found the loophole that if you keep turning the shapes and forcing them in, they all fit in the square hole.
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Why he gots to be white? The boy is orange.
He's more annoying and more orange than the Annoying Orange!
every day sth stupider. really. poor ppl at SNL. how you gonna write a skit and prepare for a show knowing even your best joke could easily be less funny than the stuff trump (or any other batshit maga) does. they killed comedy.
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His cancer's at a defcon 12
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