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"Just the right amount of boulder is blocking the eastbound lane..."

That works.

Based and Dagothpilled.

I always thought the natives know your dark elf is an outlander because they don't have the raspy, 3-pack a day voice.

I like to imagine the well-dressed kid is the actual goth, and the family just switched things up because they're all wholesome and fun.

5-4

"Neil drew the short straw, so he gets to be the irrelevant dissenting vote today."

Perhaps we should invent a word for sizes between large and small. Somewhere in the middle.

Sometimes you have to spend money to maybe make money eventually.

Necromancers are just healers who don't give up.

But also fuck Scott Bessent. And pretty much everyone else within earshot of that conversation.

Three hummingbirds, half a hamster, 1/5 a goldendoodle puppy... I don't know how we can make this any simpler for you.

Wealth worship is a hell of a drug.

Bonfires, souls, great souls, estus, miracles, fog walls, ultra greatswords...

I don't play video games to change.

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