djsoren19

It's better than my lunch today

Hey now, you're forgetting the part where they gained over a billion dollars in donations. That's what they sold out for.

You do have menus to interact with, but the game continues going while you're in a menu. Not typically an issue if there's no enemies around, but it can take some players by surprise if they try to use it to pause in the middle of combat.

It's kinda nice for advanced players though, since you're able to move through the level and swap equipment at the same time.

idk how we fucked up, I blame Victorian England. Men used to be able to wear dresses and skirts without any issues, and then we decided to strictly adhere to suits. I wish I could find tunics still in stores.

Lmao this is such a strawman. Most of the fans I know would say the games are actually pretty easy; that's why we like to do things like Level 1 playthroughs or randomizers to actually add a challenge.

real winners keep a tail to put on too >:3

I mean I'd try, and almost certainly get my leg fucked up in the process. Thankfully, I don't think I'm likely to ever encounter one in the wild, and I hope that I'd be able to resolve the situation peacefully if I ever did.

if a wild boar is shorter than like a foot and a half ig I'll have to grit my teeth and take a stabbing. I'm pretty sure that would have to be a baby or juvenile boar though, and as a general rule I think I can kick any babies.

Damn this is a good point. I've never been anywhere where they'd be an issue.

I've always heard they're quite slow on land though, is that true? If so, yeah I'm pretty sure it won't like getting stomped really hard from behind.

I'm also not sure if I'm counting it if the animal is very long. The technical formula is total volume of animal > height to my knee, so I'd only try to kick a baby to juvenile croc. I don't think my kicks would do much good to like a 300lb crocodile as long as I am tall.

I mean like total volume of creature > height of my knee.

Play my flute when I loot that dead kid's body!

This is absolutely not true. I'm kinda like a "traitor" who doesn't get viewed as a man, so I've been in group texts with my predominantly women friend-group and they feel comfortable enough to speak freely. They absolutely say stuff like "all men are trash" and mean it, some of them like to brag about stuff like pretending to date a guy in order to get him to help them move before ghosting him. They say shit like "you're one of the good ones" without an ounce of self-awareness.

The message from liberals that I see is "Maybe men need help, but it's their fault that they are like this and they'll need to solve it."