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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Human children are such a disappointment he's going to focus on fucking robots now to have robot kids.

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

He must have one of those robotic sex dolls. He’s so pathetic.

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