this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
301 points (98.4% liked)

The Onion

6060 readers
451 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] Blackout@fedia.io 18 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Human children are such a disappointment he's going to focus on fucking robots now to have robot kids.

[โ€“] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

"You son of a bitch... I'm in" -Elon

load more comments (3 replies)