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[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 39 points 16 hours ago (6 children)
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the classic Reddit TIFU story of the guy trying to talk dirty to his gf and failing miserably.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It should…it’s a direct reference to it.

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

No it's not, that's "You like that, you fucking retard?"

"Are you fucking sorry" is the guy who accidentally hurts another classmate and wants to say "Are you okay?" and "I am so fucking sorry" simultaneously.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago

A classic, since nobody has posted yet.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago
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