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Anon isn't fooled by planes (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (9 children)

As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.

But steel is heavier than water

[–] goodeye8@fedia.io 30 points 2 days ago (6 children)

If you take 1kg of steel and 1kg of water, which is heavier? That's right, steel is heavier.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If she weighs more than a duck, then she’s made of wood.

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

And therefore?

... A WITCH!

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