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There's a spider in my bathroom (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 100 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I hate to break it to you, but that's a male spider and you're gay.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And this story is real, so it is Real AND Gay!

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 13 points 1 day ago

I’ve run out of AND. Best I can do is:

(Real NOR Real) NOR (Gay NOR Gay)

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