this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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No anon, you became who you were meant to be in spite of your parents. You just be careful about it, ok?
Is what I would say if op was anon, but op isn't anon so obviously the whole thing is fake and gay (which I'd like to remind everyone is not a bad thing).
Why does it feel like youre saying "fake and gay" like you're trying to blend in, like some weird 4chan skinwalker?
(oh shit, they're on to me)
Because this is the greentext sub and that is what people do here.
Yeah, we're literally not on 4chan. For good reason.
It's like a plantation. You enjoy the fruits of their labor, but hanging out there is not for most.
The mountainous burden of irony is truly something to behold. It's like watching that strong dude from Baron Von Munchausen
Dear Lord, it's the fake gaywalker!