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Gentle reminder that for some reason people still listen to the opinion of a guy with a dead rat for an alarm clock
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this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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How does a dead animal alarm clock even work?
The Texas sun rises, the carcass heats up and smells, the smell wakes you up
This is their god? Wow.
Oh, it is so much better than that. That is old lore, ain't even true now.
He is over 6 foot tall and weights 135 lbs.
He is a multimillionaire that lives alone in the same house that he grew up in. It needs around $100k in repairs due to neglect, animal activity, and his degeneracy.
He had 3 real teeth left and has had over $50k in dental work.
He showers maybe once a week and has 3 knives of differing sharpness that he uses to scrape off the dead skin.
He picks his nose on stream, which has resulted in a bloody nose on at least one occasion.
He is balding with long hair to help hide that, poorly.
He had masturbated on stream out of frame to completion without interrupting his commentary.
His house was filthy and wasn't cleaned for years, he has since cleaned the place up. How clean is clean? Great question, moving on.
He has had a yellow Gatorade on his desk for years, it is no longer yellow.
He mainly eats fast food, but will also make a $2 steak with microwaved baked potato that he made a tutorial video on how to make. He also makes pizzas using a $1.5 pizza with some added ingredients, which he cooks in a countertop oven because he has no idea how to work a kitchen oven.
He had friends over for a couple hours to give them a house tour and cooked them his $2 steak. They later had health issues like rashes and difficulty breathing.
He used to had a roach problem that resulted in one crawling across him on stream. He also would kill them by cutting them in half with scissors. He has since hired pest control to come by twice a year and the roaches are no longer a problem.
He believes there are only two genders because if a man becomes a woman, there are are still only two genders because they are now a woman and not some third category.
There is more, but that is what I had at the top of my head.
His worshippers are probably just as bad or worse.
Well that is fucking disturbing. On multiple levels
Well that's one thing where he's halfway there at least I guess. Completely right about that part, just missing the one where gender norms are stupid and some people don't wanna be associated with them at all.
Honestly in general from the bits I see of him he doesn't seem like a bad dude, just someone with poorly informed opinions on everything (though i guess that's his job) and some major mental health issues that he should really get help for.
Are we talking about asmongold, or Rogan? Idiots with a GIGANTIC BULLHORN that get other idiots to listen and emulate them are a serious fucking problem right now.
Oh yea, people listening to them is bad for sure and I don't really get the appeal anyway. But I'd still rather have people listen to Asmongold than Andrew Tate. Not that that's a very high standard...