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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon can't go on a field trip (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

"the ones I spied for weeks"

Words hard, apparently.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

I think that's just how British brain rot wording works. They all talk this way. Read some of their news paper headlines.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

unlike those American headlines

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Those last two are definitely intentional.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It wasn't an American who wrote "Foot Heads Arms Body."

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

yes but that is an incredible and brilliant piece of writing, one I'd argue outstrips Baby Shoes Never Worn

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