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Life at 40 (infosec.pub)
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[–] teft@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (10 children)

If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are wrinkles in my soul.

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 37 points 1 month ago

you need to wear more ~~sunscreen~~ soulscreen and drink more water.

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My balls are wrinkly, and they've barely seen any sun at all.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

is "direct sunlight" a code word for families at Shoneys?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

Edit: grammar

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then you'll love ~~the source of my plagiarism~~ my muse

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I would never have gotten that reference. It's delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Please don't bring reason and understanding into this, I'm trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

But also even if you don't have wrinkles you should wear sunscreen and probably drink more water anyway.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

*Proceeds to drink even more water and die from brain swelling.*

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

It's more about how I feel inside.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

I’ve got mad forehead and cheek wrinkles and I’m 30 haha

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

Or simply never tempt the smiting of the Sky Sphere

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hey! I resemble that remark!