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[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (11 children)

To be fair, our western diet of mainly cheap non-nutritive carbs suck. America needs desperately to change their diet but when Michelle Obama tried to encourage better eating habits the Republicans attacked her. JFK jr, on the other hand is totally nuts.
It must have been quit a challenge to find the most incompetent losers to fill the failed, fucked-up, fat, fascist, felon's cabinet.

[–] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Michelle Obama tried to encourage better eating habits the Republicans attacked her.

Part of her plan would have banned Cheerios in schools because of added salt. That was one of the things getting pushback.

Her initiative to get added sugars listed on nutrition labels had very broad support.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You guys have chips in schools? Bruh...

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cheerios are a breakfast cereal. Generally considered a relatively healthy one due to their lack of added sugars.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My bad. I was thinking of cheetos

Oh yeah, I can see how you got to "bruh" there.

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