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Gate Attendant: It appears you're pregnant?
Woman: The FUCK I am, are you calling me fat?
#checkmate
I really wish women could just say "how dare you!"
I did that once at a birthday party. 21 weeks pregnant and someone asked when I was due. The look of horror was priceless. I had a good laugh and so did she. Her friends were in the toilets (ladies public bathroom) just about, or maybe did, wet themselves from laughing at the overheard conversation.
That's fucking hilarious!