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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

since I'd be the husband in this scenario, I don't see what's wrong with it

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.

[–] Natanael 5 points 1 week ago

It wasn't even unusual with female vikings.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

god i love sex

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

if you're doing this you're just cucking yourself

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
  1. And?
  2. If you're not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

I've never said anything against torturing english villagers

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge 3 points 1 week ago

It's an open relationship, fundie.

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