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If I need to make an important decision, I'm always sure to eat first. The added nutrients help prime the brain for the cognitive process.
That's food before thought.
~~Sometimes when I'm feeling drained and realize i haven't eaten all day I'll eat a meal before making a big decision.~~
~~That food be for thought.~~
Edit: Meh. Wasn't different enough.
It's ok. Sometimes when I'm hosting sexually promiscous nymphos and have dinner all laid out, I gatekeep the meal jealously.
That food be for the thots.