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[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a "non-bear" tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

I think they mean like a more clean cut gay man. Those guys are always snatching machetes.

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