KingJalopy

joined 2 years ago
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago

So like most hard drugs?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 23 hours ago

See, and I almost walked away. Jackpot!

Thanks!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But...but what if this next post is the one to finally validate me? Am I supposed to just let the next person have it when it could've been mine?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Not enough bleach in the world to clean the shit off of those

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's genius. I've never seen this in my 29 years of pointless browsing

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only if you show me your bools

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're saying I wasn't already... 😞

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

I have a case on my $79 Motorola lol. Even if I ever bought a $1000 phone (I wouldn't) I would still put a case on it. Unless I trying to flex 💪🏼

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You must be one of my pest control technicians

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This smells like a job for me

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Oh I am totally being facetious

 

Took with my crappy phone. Photo app did the editing with AI bullshit.

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The Signal (2007) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/fullmoviesonyoutube@lemm.ee
 

The Signal is a full mind bender of a movie. If you haven't seen it or heard of it, go in blind. It's not a pleasant movie but any means, but a fantastic independent psychological thriller. One of my favorites.

Movie synopsis

Movie synopsisMya (Anessa Ramsey) and Ben (Justin Welborn) are very much in love, but she cannot quite find the courage to leave her awful husband, Lewis (A.J. Bowen). However, when a mysterious transmission starts turning people, including Lewis, into murderous maniacs, the lovers must go on the run

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Dogma (720p) (1999) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/fullmoviesonyoutube@lemm.ee
 

Two fallen angels who were ejected from paradise find themselves banned in Wisconsin. They are now headed for New Jersey where they find a loophole that can get them back into heaven. The only catch is that it will destroy humanity. A group bands together to stop them.

Because Harvey Weinstein's not only a creep but a total POS, there's no way to stream this movie on any streaming services and it's beyond Kevin Smith's control at this point. But it's definitely one of his funnier films though may not be everybody's cup of tea. But, if you like Kevin Smith, definitely watch this. Probably won't be up long but, who knows?

 

Teenage Reese has a love for virtual reality role playing and a knack for beating even the toughest survival games. But when a nuclear strike causes an electromagnetic pulse that cuts off all power, water, and communication to the entire western United States, Reese finds herself plunged into an all-too-real fight to survive. As pandemonium grips her city, Reese and her father set out on a desperate journey in search of safety - a perilous trek through a world gone mad where every encounter with a stranger could be your last. Propelled by the ingenuity and resilience of its young heroine, Radioflash is a harrowingly unpredictable apocalyptic thriller that speaks to our precarious present.

Cast: Brighton Sharbino, Dominic Monaghan, Will Patton

USA - 2019

 

Another Stephen King adaptation based on the book of the same name. If you 4 hours to kill it's a good time!

 

Very cheesy movie from the Stephen King book but very thorough as far as adapting a 24 hour book into a movie. I believe it was a TV special when it came out. I've always loved this movie.

 

Another sci-fi short for you. This one is by John Scalzi and it is a great one in my opinion. Pretty sure there is a YouTube video someone made for this so if that's your thing check it out. Hope you enjoy!

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The Egg by Andy Weir (galactanet.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/shortstories@literature.cafe
 

This is one most of you have probably read or watched the YouTube video for. But if you haven't, please enjoy! The YouTube video is excellent but the story is great either way.

 

This is one of my favorites, it's an interactive reading experience sort of, but it works on mobile as well as desktop and it is really not what the title makes it sound like. It's quite an amazing read. Maybe a little too long for this place but thought I'd share! Let me know if you like it! There's a sequel as well!

 

This is one of my favorite short stories. I'm sure most of you have read it. It's pretty popular. Glad I found this instance. I'll be posting a few things that I haven't seen here. Let me know if I overdo it lol.

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