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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Thats why it would have to be tungsten. The countertop would have to be excessively overbuilt to support the weight. Additionally the workers delivering and installing it would have to use hydraulic powered lifts to put it on the counter.

Thats how do you conspicuous consumption.