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I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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[โ€“] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I worked at a pizza buffet when I was in high school. The ranch dressing, made in 5 gallon buckets, called for multiple gallons of mayo and buttermilk. I too got far too skilled at getting it all out in one go.

[โ€“] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Mayo and sour cream are like 80% of the sauces in most restaurants.