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I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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[–] Undisputedscoop@discuss.online 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is the American mayonnaise even as real as this real American mayonnaise??

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

Mayo is the same color as the Constitution of the United States. It's more really real than l̶̶e̶̶g̶̶a̶̶l̶̶l̶̶y̶̶ ̶̶ ethically allowed possible.
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/hellmanns-real-mayonnaise-24-gallon-drum/125HLMN8828.html