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I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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[–] Undisputedscoop@discuss.online 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is the American mayonnaise even as real as this real American mayonnaise??

Mayo is the same color as the Constitution of the United States. It's more really real than l̶̶e̶̶g̶̶a̶̶l̶̶l̶̶y̶̶ ̶̶ ethically allowed possible.
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/hellmanns-real-mayonnaise-24-gallon-drum/125HLMN8828.html