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[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Well, hopefully he made some new friends during the endeavor too. ^~^

EDIT: Too used to Discord markdown, where ^ doesn't have semantic value.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Friends with benefits.

When they slip the dentures out you know it’s getting real.

[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

careful with that, nursing homes have massively high STD rates

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah why do you think that's the case?

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Can't be arsed to use protection if you'll kick the bucket next year anyway

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Geez, how old do you guys think middle-aged is? Most of us still have our teeth.

Best username I've seen on Lemmy so far, btw.