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[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You assumed the switch needs to happen on the JDK. It's actually that we bought this software that depends on the old version with a perpetual license 18 years ago before every decided SaaS was god so we've got another 3 years left before ROI breaks even