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[โ€“] Shayeta@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is why you have a shell company JUST for your employees that need to use Oracle.

[โ€“] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You mean for the employees that will write Java?

"Oracle" is usually about the DB, and that is paid by the core.