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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 96 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 26 points 2 days ago

That's how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1

[–] potatoenjoyer@kbin.earth 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All my source code is in one .h file

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

A hentai file so you can goon while you code? My god , you're a genius. Elon musk needs you at twitter asap

[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

I thought Link Time Optimization usually involved at least an ocarina...

[–] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

With the obscure language I use for work, I do tend to keep each system to a single file, even though includes and modules are supported.

Granted, they are generally between 500 and 5000 lines, and are usually written from scratch.

That being said, there is a 0 percent chance I'm going to be feeding anything I write into Grok.