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[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Oof indeed! After 40 years, I forgot it even had fns

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I started with VB3, which didn't have custom classes. I have no idea how I did anything back then, but at least it was better than TurboBasic.

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I did years of gw-basic, then ms quickbasic, j++, java, c#, now rust.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Interesting to meet another person that went through the “GW-BASIC to Rust” journey. Mine was through FreeBasic and C++ in the middle but we ended up in the same neighbourhood.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I did BASIC on the Apple IIe, then TurboBasic, Visual Basic (3, 4, 5 and 6 with some C in there somewhere), VB.Net, C#, Java, Objective-C and finally QT. Now I drive a school bus.

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Omg you landed my dream job. Another couple years and I can quit this desk shit and go make kids lives better.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago

Lol "landed". We are fucking desperate for drivers. So desperate that one of our drivers totaled two cars in one day last year and didn't even get suspended.