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[–] griff@lemmings.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

“Teenagers Are All Assholes” —Texas Meat Purveyors’ golden oldie

[–] griff@lemmings.world 1 points 6 days ago

“Let's not kill with knives so easily Society's gift to the world There is no good reason to hurt somebody If you want to stab something, stab your heart Listen up boys take it easy There's a place for you somewhere It's probably right in front of you Find yourself Open your eyes

Teenagers are all assholes Teenagers are all assholes Teenagers are all assholes Teenagers are all assholes

Don't torment your friends and neighbors Someday you'll see you are small There is no good reason to assault somebody If you wanna beat someone, beat yourself Stress can give you good energy Stress can be lots of big fun Are you really running on your own rail Find yourself Open your eyes”

  • Texas Meat Purveyors
[–] griff@lemmings.world 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)
  • there’s a Leonard Cohen line that fits here that I can’t quite recall
[–] griff@lemmings.world 1 points 6 days ago

He will speak these words of wisdom Like a sage, a man of vision Though he knows he's really nothing But the brief elaboration of a tube

‘Going Home’ —Leonard Cohen

[–] griff@lemmings.world 1 points 6 days ago

something about an elaboration of a coil