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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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American Father and Vlogger Tricked Into Front Line Combat by Russia (www.kyivpost.com)

submitted 1 week ago by PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au to c/LeopardsAteMyFace@lemmy.ca

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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 101 points 1 week ago (1 children)

moved his wife DeAnna and three children to Russia in search of “traditional values”

Lmao, he can die a traditional manly death in combat

[–] PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 25 points 1 week ago

There is a millenia-old tradition of these knuckleheads getting used as cannon fodder and willing slaves for whoever's willing to push the right buttons in their heads.

Back when the village was a couple of hundred people, there was a whole set of behaviors that helped knit the whole tribe together under a single coherent leadership, and it worked really well. At this point, any thinking like that that anyone's got going on is a pure liability, I think it'll get bred out over time going forward (if we make it that far.)