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[–] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Things happen magically with docker. Container needs PostgreSQL? Expose the port, define a volume, username and password, connect service to that port, forget PostgreSQL’s existence until data corruption.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

forget PostgreSQL’s existence until data corruption.

Oh, so about 2 hours then LMAO

[–] percent 11 points 2 months ago

...ok, I'm morbidly curious. How did you manage to do that?

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