Programmer Humor

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submitted 2 months ago by F04118F@feddit.nl to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

jesus

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He can't help you. Y'all need Linus.

[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's he going to do? Drop commits? /s

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

He drops commits but keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, CI goes so loud
He tags the release but it won't go out
E2es choking now, pipeline' jokin' now
Clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow.