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Fake: Anon goes outside
Gay: Gardening (? idk this one is a struggle)
Fellas, is it gay to garden?
If anything I think paying close attention to a lawn is classic heterosexual male behaviour
As a hetero male I can confirm. I live in the northern hemisphere, in mild continental climate. In this time of the year everything dries up. Grass retreat to their roots/rhizomes. Wild flowers curl up their cute little leaves while bees visit their tiny flowers that defy the heat. This shit is lit!