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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (38 children)

I'm a little bit surprised Rowling didn't throw in something about some human technology not working in the wizarding world, like electronics and firearms. Surely this came up while the books were being written.

[–] NaibofTabr 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (26 children)

Don't they drive a car? and ride a train? so combustion works... kind of has to work

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (14 children)

Combustion, sure, but not an explosion. Or the car is a special magic car or whatever.

[–] NaibofTabr 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Explosions are combustion.

And really we're just talking about oxidation. If oxidation works (which it must, because the characters are breathing) then chemically-propelled projectiles must also work.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look, we're talking about a world where people fly around on broomsticks like we ride bicycles.

Of course you can just declare that firearms don't work.

[–] NaibofTabr 1 points 2 months ago

I mean... not if your fantasy world has any internal consistency... and if it doesn't then it might as well be Cloud Cuckoo Land.

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