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[–] Septimaeus 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lol of all the ways to get by off the books, hunting game for sustenance would be my last choice

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Delinquent fathers are not allowed to have gardens in their yards. They have been banned from doing any photosynthesizing as well.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

Deadbeat plant dads: guess I'll just die then.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

I mean, if I was already a licensed hunter ... and you can get a lot of non-meat food by foraging if you know how.