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[–] lime@feddit.nu 35 points 2 months ago (4 children)

what about using thumbs up/down and computing a five-star rating from the average?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

this system can skew the average towards negative

say someone found a hair in their soup but otherwise the experience was amazing - even if they're peak karen they'd still probably give something like 3 stars, but if faced with a binary choice they'd probably pick the negative option

unless you mean up/down vote per each quality like atmosphere, food, hygine, service etc then that'd preserve the nuance imo

[–] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 2 months ago

no, no nuance. only yes or no.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

alternatively it skews the average towards positive: shit i found a hair in my soup! that indicates bad hygiene it the service was so good and i don’t want the wait staff to suffer! i’d probably go 3 stars but this is a thumbs down

it all comes out in the wash: 1 hair in 1 soup, doesn’t matter… many hairs in many soups, place deserves a 0 not a 3

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now i don't know if i should upvote fpor thinking outside the box or downvote for the faults in it. Maybe if we had 3 options? But then, what if the idea only has one fault and more positives? Maybe 5 options...?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

compromise: you need to write a 1000 word review at at least a 12th grade level and we use automated sentiment analysis to set the score.

still only as thumbs up or down though.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You just described the entirety of my career on ePinions back in the day. I made bank off of that stupid website even though commenters with short attention spans constantly complained I was too verbose. Many dumb early 2000s computer parts were paid for via that avenue.

I made the top 100 at one point. I still have the hat they sent me someplace.

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On steam it makes it so that universally good but not exceptional games get overwhelmingly positive reviews, but like a 3.5 star average on backloggd

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

still more accurate than 5 star bullshit, infact tthe most accurate one I have seen

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like a three point rating. Disappointing, As Expected, Awesome.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

add a second rating, 1 for service, 1 for management. that way server 5* management 1*