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[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When baby starts crying you say, “toughen up soldier!” In a soft military drill sergeant voice.

“No free rides!” You whisper as you wipe the drool from baby’s lips, “you got to earn your keep around here,” you whisper.