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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago (53 children)

Guy I know who is single: "You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It's impossible!"

Girl I know who is single: "Fuck me, I hope this next guy I'm seeing isn't married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn't bad."

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guys forget that what's inside their head is far more important

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

what’s inside their head

Indeed

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