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You're halfway through your lunch at a restaurant when a wasp decides it’s joining the party on your plate. What’s your move? (piefed.social)
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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Lean in... whisper: "I'm gonna sting your sorry ass if you don't take off."

Buzzes away. "C'ya chum!", loudly, so people look my way funnily.