this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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I don’t think I can blame Anon. “Should we try it out?” isn’t exactly stirring my passions, either.
Under the circumstances, it sounds like “you’re my least terrible option left, so maybe I can settle for you. On a trial basis, of course.” Uh, no thanks.
Bold of you to think anons story is real and straight
If by "straight" you mean heterosexual and you're doubting the story is heterosexual, read it again. There are pronouns in there. This is a heterosexual story.
I'm glad you deleted your comment because I can still see it in my inbox and I was about to come here and rip you a new one 😆
Yeah, def overlooked a word or two.
#ImmediateRegret Glad I double checked the OP before "keeping" it there