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I am predicting new apocalyptic bingo card items dropping...
☢️ US president 3rd term.
☢️ Judge Judy appointed to Supreme Court position. They unilaterally dissolve entire 47th presidency off from record.
☢️ Linguist scientist discovers "ocean language". It is fully developed over eons and the first translated sentence they reveal is, "the walmart shrimp was intentional".
☢️ Skinny Pop brand popcorn voluntarily recalls everything. All popcorn is pulled months later. Corn is now poisonous\venomus to human dna.
☢️ A new color is discovered. Turns out it's because we did something to the sun. And the sun didn't like it.