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a lot of people have trained crows to steal money for them… it’s very illegal….
probably not getting cash from restaurant tables.:.
people have also trained ferrets to steal jewelry and used them as burglars….
I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?
yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse
Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho
it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…
Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time
did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony?
Feed crows, do crimes.