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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ummm. She's next to eating a bagel in bed.

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

don't eat cookies in the bed....

I was trying to find the "unnecessarily censored" version ("If you eat cookies in bed you'll get CR**S in the sheets....") This will have to do.

Edit: how did people not figure out that they were gay? Also, there were a whole lot of other dudes sleeping over...

My SO would never eat bagles in bed, and would kill me if I did. Crumbs are no joke.