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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My favorite is "let me yell sit the fuck down at you while I shove you to the ground and plant drugs next to you so I have reasonable suspicion to arrest you".

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you forgot to add that their partners are simultaneously yelling "hands up" , "lay down" , and "turn around"

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 4 days ago

We out here doing the hokey pokey fr