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[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To be fair that's a pretty legit set up.

Idk if I'd want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.

But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, taking all that robo gear off at the end would kinda anti-climax the twisted thrill he got. Post-nut clarity making him want to bathe in a vat of acid to melt away his shame. The only guy who could really enjoy this is the inventor who will sell & earn millions from it. As for the customers, jokes on them.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

to melt away his shame.

Why should there be any shame to melt away?

I don't think you should be ashamed to enjoy jerking it with nice tech. I could enjoy this but as like a once in awhile thing. I'm not getting suited up every time I spank the monkey.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmm I rather shove a dildo up my ass. Which I do btw, with a VR headset on.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

If God didn't intend for man to stick things up his butt. God wouldn't have put mans fun button up his butt.

Check mate atheists.