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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 101 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (14 children)

guy 1: did you remember my birthday?

guy 2: whispers hey siri what’s this guys birthday

siri: it’s october 27th

guy 2: your birthday is october 27th

guy 1: wow you remembered!

*I AM a geeenius*

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

Why download a calendar app when you can just get something that is less convenient to use, has less QoL features, can make mistakes and is more expensive/resource intensive, all while supporting a company that is ruining the internet and environment for profit

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