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[โ€“] negativenull@piefed.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I get why we have a WAF, but can't you just, like, separate the good SQL injection from the bad SQL injection?" -- Developers I work with ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] negativenull@piefed.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think that's called "Heisenberg's Uncertain SQL Injection Principle"

Unfortunately, our WAF appliances don't have a Heisenberg compensator.