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[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

“Right now in America, they say that if you talk about Charlie Kirk, that you’ll get canceled,” Chappelle told an audience of 6,000, according to The New York Times. “I don’t know if that’s true, but I’m gonna find out.” He then added, “It’s easier to talk here than it is in America.”

I love your comedy Dave, but the sell-out you’ve become invalidates your position as a truth-teller right when America needs you the most. You built your career on raw talent and hard work without bowing to your masters at Comedy Central, and you don’t need to do this either. If you ever manage to un-sew your lips from the royal prince’s gold-shitting anus, please come back to us.

Obligatory take from another of my favorite comedians.

[–] soran0allsmark@reddthat.com -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol that'd be stupid. Trump can't do anything while he's off U.S soil

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ever hear of a guy called Anwar al-Awlaki? Drones can get you anywhere.

[–] soran0allsmark@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

Ah okay, great point lol

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