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Madness or brilliance (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's like the real life kraken, I've never seen it but the name causes dread.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is what peak performance looks like:

console.log("before dothething");
let r = dothething();
console.log("after dothething");
console.log(r);

[–] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Be careful, the actual logging can happen at a later time, and because the log function may take a reference to the value, if you modify r it may show the modified version of r in the logging instead of the original r.

[–] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Hey how'd you get your hands on my code